Chapter 1 Natural Brother’s Trick Guanyin Drunk and Tell His Hearts
Lingtai Square Inch Mountain, Xieyue Samsung Cave …
Niu Mowang got up and held an altar of wine in his hand, facing the solitary natural way "good brother! You must play in my Niutou Mountain for a few days this time, otherwise my old cow will not spare you! "
"Where did Niu Ge say? How could my brother not visit you in Niu Ge?" Gulp solitary born raised his glass to way "when the time comes Niu Ge must take the younger brother to have fun … hey hey …"
Niu Mowang got the message and laughed "naturally! I want to take my brother to play some excitement and let you see my place … "
This conversation between the two men caused a howl from all the males present …
"Amitabha!" Guanyin, while paying great attention to Sun Wu, said to the orphan, "I hope more people will go this time, not more killing!"
Lonely born almost spray wine Guanyin face not gas cried "Guanyin elder sister this is wrong! So it’s like I’m born to kill people alone. Do you think I’m the kind of person who kills people indiscriminately? " Say that finish and look towards everyone!
Everyone shook their heads and said, "Don’t like it!" In my heart, I said, "I don’t like it!"
"I made a slip of the tongue!" Guanyin’s heart is funny!
Lonely born shouted, "forget it?" Sister Guanyin will punish herself for three cups! "
Guanyin never drinks, but it has always been tea instead of wine. At this time, I am busy waving my hand and saying, "Although I have never been a monk and my tonsure is not subject to discipline, I have never drunk since I was a child. Even before I got the word, I was teetotal or tea instead of wine …"
"Ha ha ….." Lonely naturally laughed. "Sister doesn’t smell’ wine and meat pass through the intestines and stay in the Buddha’s heart!’ Drinking is also a kind of cultivation of Buddha nature! "
Guanyin murmured, "Does wine and meat pass through the intestines and stay in the Buddha’s heart?"
"Exactly!" Lonely born at the sight of a busy door continued to fool, "what is your master Tathagata so powerful?" Why is my master so powerful? Me and my second brother, Niu Ge and Nezha, what’s so powerful? Because we drink! If you don’t drink, you practice longer than us but not as good as us! "
Niu Mowang also reflects the busy on the side, "it is! At that time, I was just an ordinary plow cow, and my master fed me wine every day, so I became a magical power for a long time! "
Nezha laughed. "Do you know what I was born with? That’s because my mother drank the day before yesterday before she gave birth to me! So I was born with magical powers! Your mother didn’t drink when she gave birth to you, did she? "
"really?" Guanyin believed these animals in such a way, but she still looked at Sun Wu!
Sun Wu was so distressed that Guanyin was deceived by these animals that he was about to speak when he heard the lonely man singing "Peony, Peony …"
Sun Wu was afraid that others would know about the peony, and that Guanyin would not be happy after knowing it. "It was I who cultivated it after drinking … so magical!" In private, I broke my middle finger and threw it to the lonely nature!
Lonely born and Sun Wu have known each other for more than 100 years, and there are at least thousands of middle fingers. Naturally, they are familiar with the middle finger and throw it aside. This finger of unicorn with one horn can last half a year’s hard work, of course, and it can’t be a wave!
Guanyin frowned and thought for a long time, and finally decided to raise the wine bowl and look at it for a long time …
"Huh?" Guanyin suddenly opened his eyes and brightened his heart. "It tastes good!" So in the eyes of everyone, it is another cup of dry!
"Yinyin … Are you all right?" Sun Wu asked carefully
Guanyin didn’t drink it, but she tasted the benefits of the wine, so one cup after another, one altar after another … It was a natural mass! Look at Niu Mowang, a bunch of old drinkers who are stunned and sigh!
"It’s okay! Drink with me! " Guanyin grabbed a jar beside him and threw it to Sun Wudao. "Dry!"
"Ah?" Sun Wu was startled and said, "Me?"
"dry!" Guanyin said, picking up an altar of wine and worshipping everyone. "If it is a man, I will do this altar with me!"
Joke: Although there are not many men here, which one is not a male creature who stomps his feet and trembles three times? Who can admit that he is not a man in front of a series of beautiful women like Guanyin?
No one said a word of nonsense. Sun Wu took the lead and looked up together to dry an altar of wine. When you look at it again, Guanyin would have had an altar full of belly … It’s almost catching Sun Wu’s ass!
"Whoops ….." Guanyin suddenly burst into tears, and the pear flower took the rain and was touching!
"Yinyin … you …" Sun Wu just wanted to be safe before. Unexpectedly, Guanyin grabbed Sun Wu’s shoulder and cried even harder on Sun Wu’s shoulder!
Lonely born and everyone knows the inside story and winks. These are all veterans. How can you be a light bulb at this critical moment? In a short time, there are only two people left in the three-star cave on the slanting moon: Sun Wu and Guanyin!
"Ah ….." Lonely born behind looking at oblique moon Samsung hole hall dark sigh a "I this is right or wrong? Brother monkey, I will help you to this point! It’s up to you whether you want to bully the hard bow or be Liu Hui! The amount of Buddha … "
"Come and bet!" Niu Mowang toward the crowd cried "Sun Xiandi sit still or a horse a compensate things come and note …"
For a long time, it turned out that those two innocent men and women were kept in the dark … When it’s true that the world is changing, people are not old …
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"Monkey …" Guanyin sobbed, "What should I do …" Guanyin was actually a little drunk, but for hundreds of years, the suppression of emotions was no longer controlled by this wine! The faint feelings of Guanyin’s love for Jin Chan and Sun Wu have made her physically and mentally exhausted, but she can always suppress the volcano to a minimum by meditation! Now once you have an outlet, you can imagine the result …

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